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Fie upon this quiet life

Girl type. 27. American.
Reader. Writer. Bartender.
Anglophile. Sarcastic bitch. Nerd extraordinaire. Supernatural. Marvel. Teen Wolf. Game of Thrones. HP. Firefly. Tolkein. Shakespeare. Sherlock. Shoes. Tattoos. Mucha. Multifandom Mess. I know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make me dangerous.
Places of Solitude, 2013 | by Laura Tidwell

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

halespet:

ragingbitchfest:

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

We used AIM but same thing.

QUICK STORY: the day I added my crush on MSN, the moment he sign in I went talk to him asking if he wanted to go out. He said yes and 15 min later we were eating ice cream. It didn’t work out, but I got free ice cream and that is still one of my favorite memories.

Hufflepuff house is haunted by the Fat Friar, who was executed because senior churchmen grew suspicious of his ability to cure the pox merely by poking peasants with a stick, and his ill-advised habit of pulling rabbits out of the communion cup.

Pottermore

Goddamn Hufflepuffs get the best everything

(via belldam)

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jaeger-bombaastic:

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

THE DRAUGHT OF PEACE is a potion which relieves anxiety and agitation. Its ingredients are powdered moonstone, syrup of hellebore, powdered porcupine quills, and powdered unicorn horn. It should be a turquoise blue when finished and simmered before being drunk.